I react the same way on my exams.
Don’t be talking in class, or else Germany will b*tch slap you.
Prussia’s so awesome that he defys all logic.
Switzerland is the S-E-X teacher?!
Liechtenstein and Belgium:
Norway and Denmark:
Iceland, South Korea and Hong Kong:
Belarus, Ukraine, Seychelles and Taiwan:
Sealand, Latvia, Wy and Seborga (and other micronations):